Blessed Are The Errect, for
theirs is the Quimdom of
Heaven. Let us spray.
1) I am the Cuntularex thy God. Thou shalt have no other God before me
2) Thou shalt not make unto thee any
graven image,.Thou shalt kneel before
the Cuntularex thy God, and obey Her
verily even as She degrades thee.
3) Thou shalt not take the name of the
Cuntularex thy God in vain, for the
Cuntularex shall not hold him guiltless
that take Her name in vain .
4) Remember every day is
the Sabbath day. thou shalt give voice and be
shrill and frequent in thy
worship of the Cuntularex
thy God.
5) Honour the Cuntularex
thy God, respect the
sacred ritual that maketh
thy cock long and hard.
6) Thou shalt not spill. Thy
seed will only cum forth
on command of the
Cuntularex thy God.
7) Thou shalt commit adultery, if the
Cuntularex thy God wish
it. Thou shalt receive Her
carnal gifts and depart
unwashed with Her
odour upon thee.
8) Thou shalt not steal
The Cuntularex thy God
shall fulminate with
righteous anger and vist
violence without mercy
upon him that taketh
from the sacredness of
Her bower
9) Thou shalt bear false
witness and lie to thy
loved ones and reveal
never the secrets of the
Cuntularex thy God.
10) Thou shalt covet in
thine every waking
minute the Cuntularex
thy God and dedicate all
thy lust to Her
In the name of the
Cuntularex, thy God
Arseholes.
You will now be Baptized by the Cuntalarex
Your sins will be washed away, as the gates of heaven open above you . to receive the holy waters that will pour over your weaknesses that makes you a Sinner.